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Great White Buffalo.

A cute squeeze originating from a dating app. Not some basic swipe, a Tinderette is someone you can smash and THEN Chill. Sex, Netflix and Smash Bros in that order.

That Man/Woman who just breaks that attractiveness bar from 1 – 10 so they need their own category. You run across a total [dime] but calling her that would be an insult, they’re a league above the rest. They’re on top in every category, a dime but more, a dime n’ a half.

I was swiping on Bumble while on a Tinder date yesterday and I came across this total dime n’ a half. And, I panicked man. We matched!