26. Just a number. Birthday hit's & FLASHBACK, remember your sophomore year of high school? You just started your first job. You met Mandi; she was a great kisser. Bit of a struggle, you decided something had to change. Minimum wage sucks. 16.5 SSG So-n-So you met at Walmart says you should join the Army. You literally put up no fight, SIGN ME UP BRO. 17.5 This is a mistake. I'm leaving home; I'm leaving everything. I have nothing, and I should go. 18.5 I just got here, ACU's are so stiff. What? Are we going to war already? 19.5 Wow. War sucks. Depressed AF. Death may be an upgrade. I'm not reenlisting. 1 N Done. Promise. 20.5 She's got short hair, pale, skinny, freckles n a cute giggle. Totally faked the hypnotism on the first date but great excuse to get that kiss. We should get married. 21.5 What a quick divorce. I'm... Less than a year... Only a year before I am out. What do I do? Where? 22.5 I'm too old for college. Why am I in college? I'm broke and unhappy. I'll just become a contractor. 23.5 Freedom, it feels good. The world is big. I want to see it all. I want to stay free, me my dog on a v twin. So cliche. Easy Rider was a great flick. 24.5 I'm basically 25. What have I done? What have I seen? I'm no millionaire; I'm not Arnold. Something needs to change. WORKING 9-5 IS FOR THE BIRDS. 26. Habits. Just keep consistent. Push harder, toss ego. 6 months and you'll be a pig farmer in Subic bay. Is it weird to bang 18 yr olds now? Just a number. Carry on.